Love huh? What a pip.
In this day and age of modern technology, where everything’s available at the click of a button, where do you go to find that special person to make your life complete?
That’s right! The Internet!
Don’t go to the pub and accidentally spill your drink on the top heavy lovely with the fruity Pinot. Don’t accidentally crash your trolly into that hot redhead in aisle 4. Don’t you even think of sitting wistfully sipping your macchiato staring into space in Costa while the selection of hipster beauties see you for the catch you really are.
No. Don’t do that.
Get on the Internet where expectations are high and realistic goals are, well, unrealistic. Get on that Internet where you can appear 10 years younger (because in your photos you were 10 years younger) and get punching above your weight (which also doesn’t match your profile picture).
Get on that Internet.
Why not? What have you got to lose apart from a bit of dignity?
So I got on that Internet. I poked a digital bear with a digital stick for a year. And then I got off again.
See what you think.
I think I’m going to stick to talking to aisle 4. That redhead sure is hot.
And she’s real.
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gemineye 