A series of 5 stories, created to look like children’s literature but the content is happy to prove otherwise.
Sometimes It’s Sunny and Sometimes It Rains
Doggy Loves a Bone
Emperor Grampy’s New Clothes
The Little Girl Who Couldn’t Cry
Mummy Daddy Mummy Daddy
What a disgusting creature I was in my thirties. With a childish sense of humour and an accidental discovery that I could tell stories that would make people laugh, fall into sadness and cringe in disgust and distaste yet still keep reading; in the space of ten short minutes I set about making this little collection of monsters.
Five stories. Five little bits of naughty. At least five times somebody or something dies, gets humped, burned, maimed or, well, worse… from stories to make the naughty ones among us giggle, with five pretty much unhappy endings.
This isn’t available for you to buy. Not while my parents are still on the planet. I wouldn’t ever want to put them through the shame of what a terrible monster they made.
If you really want to read them, try emailing me. I might just let you loose on them.